Uses of a brick

To throw at people, kill someone, build with, to trap the big bad wolf, to smash potatoes, to knock out windows, to pass a message around, to use as a massager, to look through, to jump on, to use as a stepping stool, to make a car go automatically, to sit on, to write with, to SMAHS THIS COMPUTER WITH, to play catch with, to use as a book mark, to use as a IPod, to use as a hot tub if the brick was huge, to roll your muscles out with, to lift, to sink people with, to use as a ipod dock, to wake you up in the morning, to break lights, to work out, to play games, to use as a gift, to hold someones head before they get executed.